Prompt: Write a short dialogue between two pieces of fruit.
BananaMan: Dude! Where have you been hiding? I've been lookin' everywhere for you!
PlumBob: Sorry, Man... I been feeling the 'pits' lately.
BananaMan: hahaha... Good one, Bobby!
PlumBob: No, I meant it seriously. We're totally in-season and it sucks! Literally!! I don't know how I made it this long. All I do know is, there I was, just sittin' on top of the bowl, life was good, the little lady was happy, the kids were happy and then BOOM... everyone was rolling for cover!
BananaMan: Holy crap! What was it? What happened??
PlumBob: I don't know! I guess I rolled so hard and far that I ended up in the wrong bowl 'cause it DEFINITELY wasn't the fruit bowl! ... That's when it started raining pits.....
BananaMan: It really RAINED pits?? Dude... so NOT cool!
PlumBob: I know, BananaMan... I know. They just kept coming, too. I heard something about a 'jam' but it wasn't like any music I ever heard!
BananaMan: Whooooaaaah...
PlumBob: Yeah.
BananaMan: So, I guess now you're the last of your kind, huh?
PlumBob: I think so...
BananaMan: Well, you still got me, Bobby!
PlumBob: Thanks, Man... Man? Where'd you go, Man?? ..... Man!!! ....... NOOOOOOOOOO.... BANANAMAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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